Martial Farts

MARTIAL
FARTS

The #1 dojo where brave warriors learn the ancient art of karate + farts! 💨 Kick fast. Toot loud. Be a hero!

A karate kid doing a flying fart kick

💥 Secret Fart Moves 💥

Top Trumps style! Check the Power 💨, Fun 😂 and Risk of Poo 💩 on each move!

🌪️

The Tornado Toot

Spin around super fast and let one rip! Confuses your opponent for 5 whole seconds.

💨 Power8
😂 Fun9
💩 Poo Risk4
🥷

Silent But Deadly Ninja

So quiet nobody hears it coming... until it's too late. The sneakiest move of all!

💨 Power10
😂 Fun7
💩 Poo Risk6
🦵

Thunder Cheek Kick

A flying kick AND a giant toot at the same time. Double trouble! Hi-YAAA!

💨 Power6
😂 Fun8
💩 Poo Risk3
🎈

The Bubble Bomb

Fill up like a balloon, then POP! Everyone runs away holding their nose.

💨 Power8
😂 Fun10
💩 Poo Risk7
🐉

Dragon Breath Backflip

Backflip through the air leaving a green stinky trail. Looks AND smells amazing.

💨 Power10
😂 Fun10
💩 Poo Risk8
🎺

The Trumpet Blast

The loudest move ever. Sounds like a marching band. Wakes up the whole street!

💨 Power9
😂 Fun9
💩 Poo Risk5

🥋 Belt Ranks 🥋

Train hard and toot your way to the top!

White Belt
Brand new! You just did your first tiny toot. 🐣
Yellow Belt
Getting louder! You can now toot on purpose. 🎵
Green Belt
Super stinky! You learned the Tornado Toot. 🌪️
Blue Belt
Ninja level! Nobody hears you coming. 🥷
Purple Belt
Almost a master! You can do a Dragon Breath Backflip. 🐉
BLACK BELT
The legend! You are a true Fart Master. Bow down! 👑

🧓 Meet The Sensei 🧓

The wisest, stinkiest master in the whole world

Sensei Stinky Fist
Sensei Stinky Fist says:
"A toot held in is a toot wasted, young warrior. 🌬️ Train every day, brush your teeth, eat your beans, and ALWAYS say sorry to your friends after a really big one!"

📜 The Dojo Rules 📜

Every great warrior follows the code!

💨 PARP! 💨